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The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you?

Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

I'm not sure what life could bring u. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight, and is always close 2 ur heart!

Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na katext.

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate,2 have & 2 hold,4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes, in text messaging n in poor signal, till low battery do us part?

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Loko yon ah. Biruin mo, mali ang binantayan.

Uve got sex appeal, uve got style, uve got intelligence, uve got class, uve got the face & uve got the body n ive got the wrong number!

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop….to stop reading newspapers.

Just got the result of my medical exam. Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor, I'm getting cuter everyday. But don't worry, di raw nakakahawa. Gud am.

You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Suwerte mo talaga.

Girl ur clever, girl ur smart, girl ur like a work of art, girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!

Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day. So get up now and take a bath so you won't scare the angel away.

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.

Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shud hide?

I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldn't find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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