Category: Best Jokes

A collection of Joke Messages for everyone. 


Here are some funny SMS Jokes or Text Jokes that are hilarious, humorous and funny stuff designed to make you laugh!

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one!" 

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Funny Text Jokes

Here are some of the popular and funny text jokes circulating around the web and across mobile phone networks.  Enjoy!

Uve got sex appeal, uve got style, uve got intelligence, uve got class, uve got the face & uve got the body n ive got the wrong number!

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop….to stop reading newspapers.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

When a pretty woman passes, nine out of ten men imagine somethin. The wise one is doin something.

A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.