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Evrything abt u is perfect – ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! Ur lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar. 

We 'click' 2geder coz u tink im nice & i tink ur nice. U tink im cool & i tink ur cool. U tink im kind & i tink ur kind. u tink im cute & i tink ur RIGHT!

If Love cn b avoided by simply closing our eyes, den I wudnt blink at all 4 i dnt want 2 let a second pass having fallen out of love with you… 

LaSt NiGhT i hUgGeD mY pIlLoW aNd DrEaMt oF yOu… I wIsH tHaT sOmEdAy I wOuLd DrEaM aBoUt My PiLlOw AnD i'D bE hUgGiNg YoU." 

When I say gud morning, dat means I'm thinking of you. When I say take care, dat means I care for you. When I say and cute mo, antok lang ako.

wen u fil dat nodoby luvs u.. dat nobody cares.. wen all u can do is cry n walk away bcoz evryone is against u… then u are the weakest link! GOODBYE!!! 

A KISS can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point… So don't dare 2 kiss me co'z I might get crazy!!!! 

u sed pls dnt cry, i sed its olryt.. u sed pls dnt liv me, i sed wen did i? u sed il go nw, i ask wr wd u go? u sed m luving sme1, i ask hu? u sed – its not u.. kala ko ako.

Y do i txt u? It's my choice. It's my way f saying i rmmbr u. Y do i rmmbr u? It's my choice. It proves dat i care. Y do i care? Dnt knw. It's not my choice. It's my heart's. 

sm1 once asked me,"hav u evr folen n luv?" den i answrd "of course..mny tyms" den dey gave me anoder qstion, "did it hurt?" i thot of u & told dem "yes..very mch".

gusto ko na benta cellfone ko… lam mo ba??? gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cellfone ko… lam mo ba??? gusto ko na panakaw ito… alam mo ba???? maloloka na ko sa pag-intay ng text mo… alam mo ba??? paano mo malalaman eh nakatingin ka sa iba!!!!! 

I h8 u wen u smyl at me coz u make me crazy about u. i h8 u wen u talk 2 me coz u make me run out of words, i h8 u wen i c u coz u mke me luv u more,….. 

It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me." 

"The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache." 

How dare you come along this way and turn my hardened heart to clay?" 

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

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