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I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened???

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, i stare at the person and smile, but when i get tired, i just put the mirror down, nakakangawit eh!

NEWSFLASH: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. POLICEMAN: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! WOMAN AT THE EDGE: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!

Der r times you're afraid, times you're confused, times you feel lonely, times you start to cry, times u start to laugh… ABA! PADOKTOR KA BaKA NABABALIW KA NA!!!

I'm thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

I saw my friend at the 17th floor, magpapakamatay. I asked him why, he says that he gotta crush on you. Shit! So I decided to push him. Nakatulong ako… nabawasan pa ang bulag sa mundo!

kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!

anong animal ang hindi sigurado? eh di BAKA! ano naman ang pinutol? e di CAT! e ano naman and laging ayos? e di OX! ano ang laging nauuntog? e di DOG! e ano naman ang pangit? e di COW!

If i were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=ME!

Naglalakad Nagtetxt Nasagasaan PATAY! Kumakain NAgtetxt Nabilaukan PATAY! Nagdadrive NAgtetxt NAbangga PATAY! May celfon Walang Nagtetxt NAGPAKAMATAY!

5 reasons why i keep texting you: 1.) you made me fell welcome (i assume)
2.) you made me smile (thats true) 3.) you appreciate my thoughts (i hope) 4.) you spend time reading my messages(i guess) 5.) hindi ako kuripot!

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

What is in your eyes that made me look at you the second time? what is it in your eyes that made me smile and say… sabi na nga ba MUTA YAN! hilamos ka!

Just got my medical exam results. malala na ang sakit ko, everyday lalo akong GUMAGANDA at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry dahil di daw nakakahawa, you're safe.

When you feel like nobody loves you and nobody cares for you and when you feel like everyone is ignoring you… Wala yun! Ubos na kasi ang load niya!

I live a very difficult life. im always hurt! Whenever people call me CUTE, GOOD LOOKING, SMART & LOVABLE, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the TRUTH HURTS!

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You oughta know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

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