Text Messages for Laugh

Text Messages for LaughHere is a collection of SMS, quotes and text messages shared by friends that greet you a nice day and try to make you laugh so that your morning will be sweet and memorable.  

If I could make all the girls I want fall in love with me easily, how could I tell myself I did my best to make you love me.

I may not be Instagram, but I can store your smile in my mind.  I may not be Facebook, but I can remember your moves. I may not be Wikipedia, but I know the color of your eyes.  I may not be Google, because I have limited memory, but it is full of everything about you.

Hi. It's a short simple word, but it's how love starts.

Happiness is not about getting what you want.  Happiness is about enjoying what you have.

The worst part of being strong is that no one ever asks if you're okay.

The only thing that keeps me humble is the lack of success.  Success can be boring but failure keeps me dreaming.

The People whO wAnt to sTay in YourLife wiLL aLwaYs Find A way.

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world. Someone to love, something to do and something to hope for.

Love one another. Don't love another one. 

When we first met, I had no idea you would be so important to me.  You're not perfect but you're all I want.

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing.

I believe in black and white. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, I believe in miracles and I believe in love..

You Only Live Once, But iF yOu do It riGht, OnCe Is enough.

If You Want To Be Trusted, Be Honest.  If u Want To Be honest, Be True.  And if u Want To Be True, Be Yourself.

We can't spell s_ccess without U.. 

When you love what you have,,You have everything you need.

the first time i met, you i thought i had a crush. when i confirmed it was a crush, i thought i like you.  when i decided i like you, i found that i actually love you. when i declared my love, i feel that i need you. when i said i need you, then i realized that all these years, i have found the missing part of me, which is you.

Go to a place you have never been before and you will most likely meet strangers.

The poor desires the wealth of the rich, but the rich wants the friends of the poor.  The rich attracts the kind of friends who want his wealth, but the poor is loved by friends who are there to help him.

Don't be a woman that needs man.  Be a woman that man needs. 

All I want to survive today is some white corn, water and a lot of love.

Do not be too hard, lest you be broken; do not be too soft, lest you be squeezed…good morning.

There is nothing like the enthusiasm of a child.  There is nothing like the patience of a mother.  There is nothing like the love of God.

I don't call it failure. I call it preparation for success. 

We create what we can't have.

When the door of happiness closes, another door opens. But often we look so long at the closed one, we don’t see what was open for us–Paulo Coelho

The only time goodbye is painful is when you know you will never say hello again.

If you ask me how much I love you.Well,count the stars and multiply it to raindrops.

Text Messages for Laugh

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Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

(In Filipino) Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot… 'the subscriber CANNOT BE RICH!'

U'll never know who ur friends are… till u stumble n fall. And till u feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wished you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.

Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a "gud morning" txt from a cute person like me"? Ang suwerte mo!

Pray that God grant you a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. kc pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. pwedeng single ang married 3. sa txt bida ang sinungaling 4. sa text bistado ang kuripot.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure..!

You're the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I'm thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout "mommy may mumo!"

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!

Love is not about the melody of violins, it's about the squeaking of bed springs.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

I looked at d sky, d sky is beautiful. I looked at you…..I looked at d sky na lang ulit. Gud A.M.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

A friend is: 1{ae5572ab744dd06b98b2bb6060e9049de6b6b37dc400402c07faaa4c4c3000de} funny 2{ae5572ab744dd06b98b2bb6060e9049de6b6b37dc400402c07faaa4c4c3000de} sweet 3{ae5572ab744dd06b98b2bb6060e9049de6b6b37dc400402c07faaa4c4c3000de} caring 4{ae5572ab744dd06b98b2bb6060e9049de6b6b37dc400402c07faaa4c4c3000de} loving 90{ae5572ab744dd06b98b2bb6060e9049de6b6b37dc400402c07faaa4c4c3000de} goodlooking…. Kaya nga friend mo ako e!

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn … I forgot na!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a………. CLOWN!

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