Tagalog SMS

Nang aking bilangin ang mga bituin, ay naku, mas marami pa rin ang kinang at ligayang hatid ng text mo sa akin.

Hindi ba nangangalay ang iyong mga kamay?  Bakit kamo? Dahil sa katatambol mo sa puso ko.

Ang tanong ko, dapat ba akong magmahal?  Ang sagot mo, dapat ka bang mahalin?  Kaya dapat lamang, tayo ay magmahalan.

Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.

Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

D only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute n malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan, e di Good afternoon na lang sayo!

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. lagging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil walang nagti text.

Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

I'm thinking of u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

I looked at d sky, d sky is beautiful. I looked at you…..I looked at d sky na lang ulit. Gud A.M.

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko… lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko… lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to… lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo… lam mo ba?

D only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute n malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan, e di Good afternoon na lang sayo!

When you feel like nobody loves you and nobody cares for you and when you feel like everyone is ignoring you… Wala yun! Ubos na kasi ang load niya!

Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

Bkit xciting ang txt? 1. kc pwede magpacute ang panget. 2. pwede single ang married. 3. sa txt bida ang cnungaling. 4. sa txt, bistado ang kuripot.

gusto ko na benta cellfone ko… lam mo ba??? gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cellfone ko… lam mo ba??? gusto ko na panakaw ito… alam mo ba???? maloloka na ko sa pag-intay ng text mo… alam mo ba??? paano mo malalaman eh nakatingin ka sa iba!

Di ko kayang tanggapin, na wala ka ng txt sakin. Napakasakit na marinig na nagtitipid ka na sa akin.

Each day God sends angels to guide us. Don't xpect 2 see them with wings n flying around bcoz dey com in disguise! Pa-txt -txt lang lang sila. Ehemmm.

Wag kang pupunta sa lugar na walang signal, kasi parang may sumpa na "di ka yayaman". Sabi kasi, "the subscriber cannot be rich".

U briten my day d ka nmn araw. U light up my lyf d ka nmn ilaw. U make me smile d ka nmn bulalakaw. U warm my heart d ka nmn sabaw. FRIEND kita, yan malinaw!

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?

I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

Para kang KUTO, I can't get you out of my head; para kang MUTA, I can't take off my eyes; para kang PUSTISO, I can't smile without you; para kang UTOT, tahimik pero may dating!

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? 
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Friends are like mangga… you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

Don't set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem… kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!

I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He…He…he… Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!