Cheesy SMS

Do you have a license? Because you are driving me crazy.

I want to bring you to HOLLAND.  Hope Our Love Lasts and Never Dies.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do you love Geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I'm a bee…Can you be my honey?

Are you a broom? Because you sweep me off my feet.

You are my ITALY.  I Trust and Love You.

You know what would look good on you? Me!

If you stand in front of a mirror and hold up 11 roses, you would see the 12 most beautiful flowers in the world.

Can I have directions? To your heart.

I am giving you an IPAD.  I Pledge Affection and Devotion to you.

Are you getting bigger? Cause you can no longer fit in my heart.

Heaven must be missing an angel … because you're here with me right now.

You're like a dictionary cause you add meaning to my life.

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

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