Merry Greetings and Text Messages

A simple tip to lose weight. Do a lot of everything except eating.

Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Something in your eye makes me wish you washed your face in the morning. hehe. good am.

What to wear? What to wear? So many clothes, but only one body.

Girls can control temptations, but not their emotions. Boys can control their emotions, but not temptations 

Too many shoes, but only have 2 feet. buti pa ang centipede!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'  He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.  So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'  She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

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