Each day God sends angels to guide us. Don't xpect 2 see them with wings n flying around bcoz dey com in disguise! Pa-txt -txt lang lang sila. Ehemmm.

May color coding din ako sa mga katxt ko para organized. MONDAY-sweet, TUESDAY-mabait, WEDNESDAY-gorgeous, THURSDAY-pangit, FRIDAY-cute, SATURDAY-frendly, SUNDAY-smart. Pano next thursday txt ulit kta.

Pag may distinction, I greet my cute frends HELLO & my funny-looking frends HI... Actually, I just want 2 greet u GOODNIGHT and to say HI.

While walkng down da street i heard an old man say "iv been in luv w/ da same woman 4 almost 54 yrs..." i was touchd den i heard him say... " i wish she knew..."

U can buy gifts but not love. u can pretend smile but not hapines, u can lie to others but not 4 urself, u can have another friend one but not as cute as ME!!

I had a dream about u. Nasa heaven daw tayo w/ a cute angel, my angel was ugly, so tampo ko. I asked St. Peter y cute angel mo. He replied: "Balance of nature".

Whenever I hear people say something bad about u, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "she's trying to be one naman a!"

They say texting while walking is stupid, and texting while driving is more stupid, but if u don't have txtmates, ur d most stupid. So text me please!

Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

If ur lyk my pillow, u r huggable. If ur lyk my celfon, u r smart. If u r lyk my chocolate, u r sweet. If u r lyk me… grabe, ang cute mo naman!

If in time u just want to give up n fall. Go ahead for I will catch u. But if again u fall, I will just tap u on your shoulders n say "Lika nga d2..d na kta bibitiwan. :)

I saw someone at d Mall, So Cute, Smart, Looking, Simple Elegant & Luks Like a Celebrity. Kainis Paglapit Ko Nauntog Ako. Salamin Pala!

If ur not cute don't continue reading dis.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! lupit mo!

Little bird in d sky dropped a POOPOO in my eye,i didn't scream, i didn't cry,just thanked God dat cows don't fly,bcoz it myt cover d CUTE face of mine.

Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Sumtyms wen u cry,no 1 sees ur tears. Wen ur worid, no 1 sees ur pains. Wen ur hapu, no 1 sees ur smyl. But try to fart, n you'll have the eyes of everyone.

Happiness keeps u sweet. Trials make u strong. Sorrows keep u human. Failure keeps u humble. Success makes u eager. And Lipovitan keeps u going.

Someday, ull 4get about me.my name,my voice,who iam and who iam to you.but even if u 4get me.i just want u 2 know...ang lumimot sa kin PANGET!

HELP! nasa presin2 ako nahuli ka c ako wyl i was wokng kanina. d charge was posesin of cute face. ihad no choice but 2 plid guilty. lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

money wil buy a bed but not sleep, fud but not appetite, amusement but not hapines..u c money s not evrything, Der4, f u hav 2 much, pls send it 2 me ASAP! -")

If only im an angel..i'l protct u i'l lend u my wings i'l watch ovr u ..but im not an angel...pero...may hawig..dba?

Girls are like celfones, they like to be held & talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses...if you miss that one, another will be along soon.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did d priest tell u 2 b so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me 2 carry my cross.

I want 2 b w/ u tonight, watch u sleeping & sing u a song. I want 2 b so close 2 u 2 whisper in ur ear... Goodnight & sleep tight... Sender: LAMOK: 63919zzzzzzz

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