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Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful n caring. Some prefer those who r smart n good looking. When u choose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

(In Filipino) Nagbago ka na! Mayabang ka na talaga! Di na kita maabot! Mataas na lipad mo! Tumawag ako kanina, ang sabi ng sumagot... 'the subscriber CANNOT BE RICH!'

U'll never know who ur friends are… till u stumble n fall. And till u feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wished you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

50 years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston, ihi sa salawal, ala ngipin. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute txtm8 like me.

Waking up in a brand new day is already a miracle. What more is to receive a "gud morning" txt from a cute person like me"? Ang suwerte mo!

Pray that God grant you a mind free from worry, a heart free from sadness, a soul free from sin and a body free from unwanted odor. Naligo ka na ba?

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. kc pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. pwedeng single ang married 3. sa txt bida ang sinungaling 4. sa text bistado ang kuripot.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure..!

You're the reason why I have sleepless nights, you are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight, I'm thinking of you when I lay down at night, you are the reason why I shout "mommy may mumo!"

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!

Love is not about the melody of violins, it's about the squeaking of bed springs.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

I looked at d sky, d sky is beautiful. I looked at you…..I looked at d sky na lang ulit. Gud A.M.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% goodlooking.... Kaya nga friend mo ako e!

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a.......... CLOWN!

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