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Humor SMS, Jokes and Funny Text Messages

Average: 3.3 (88 votes)

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that cows can't fly!

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

When everything is coming your way, you're driving on the wrong lane.

Funny Text Messages

Average: 2.8 (124 votes)

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

Question:  what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

all work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

Classic funny messages and quotes

Average: 2.6 (45 votes)

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I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop--to stop reading newspapers.

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