Funny Messages

A collection of funny messages, funny SMS, funny quotes, funny greetings, funny poems, and funny phrases.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

Question:  what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

all work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

If y0u see pip0l w/0ut a smile t0day. Give them y0urs.:) it myt be d 0NLY SUNSHINE they'll see ol day. G0od m0rning!:D