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Why does she always smile at me? Ah, she has a nice set of teeth!

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

You have been given a cute and charming smile so no matter how busy you are today, you don't forget to pause and smile. Appreciate what has been given to you.

We have more and more ways to communicate, yet less and less to say.

Warning: An excessive use of alcohol can lead to pregnancy.

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A collection of funny messages, funny SMS, funny quotes, funny greetings, funny poems, and funny phrases.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

Question:  what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

all work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

 

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A collection of funny text messages and jokes.

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one a!"
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