Funny SMS

A collection of funny messages, funny SMS, funny quotes, funny greetings, funny poems, and funny phrases.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

A collection of funny text messages and jokes.

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you? 

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one a!"