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True happiness is not about big laugh or tears of joy... it's about a simple smile...whenever you remember someone who made your life simply and completely happy... like when you remember me.

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that the fifth one enjoys it?

If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Contentment is not always the fulfilment of what we want. It is the realization of how blessed we are for what we already have.  What more can I ask for, when I have you?

A KISS can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point... So don't dare 2 kiss me co'z I might get crazy,?!

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight.  Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.  But don't make it a habit, coz I m not free every night. Good night!

The greatness of a man is not measured by the number of success he earns, but by the number of times he rises from his fall.  you see, even a great man is clumsy.

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry, u'll get wrinkles.. So, why don't u smile & get dimples?

U can buy gifts but not love. u can pretend smile but not hapines, u can lie to others but not 4 urself, u can have another friend one but not as cute as I am.

We are not the kind of friends who go out every week, nor talk on the phone all night, nor get updates from each other everyday.  We are the kind of friends that even in silence, the special bond remains. You see, we are friends, but not chatters.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Why is it always about me?

How dare you come along this way and turn my hardened heart to clay?

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

We 'click' 2geder coz u tink im nice & i tink ur nice. U tink im cool & i tink ur cool. U tink im kind & i tink ur kind. u tink im cute & i tink ur RIGHT!

If you love someone, set him free.  If you still need to stalk him, then he's not yours.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.

 I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. They say you are cute.  Hahahaha!

You don't have to defend yourself with words.  Some people realize that your silence means you have better thoughts in mind.

Changing the face can change nothing ..but facing the change can change everything.

Do what you love.  Love what you do.  And then, share it with others too.

Hurt me with the truth, but never comfort me with a lie.

When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it gossip.

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